NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES

procrastinates:

troylers-bae:

backthatassbuttup:

edgebug:

(x)

well it took me about 2 seconds to reblog this

HOLY FUCK

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(Source: cliffordccino, via trust)

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813392
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2 years ago
high school:you will call me Mr. Smith because in college you will have to call all your teachers Dr. or Professor and be v formal with them
College:Call me Steve ok literally if any of you call me professor I'm leaving
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43778
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2 years ago

Dexter.
(via alterated)

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Never underestimate the ability of people to let you down.
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70969
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2 years ago

utopia821:

honorifics:

I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that

youre the type of person i want to be with. your body is comforting and familiar and your laugh is contagious and your smile is breath taking and when youre excited your voice raises and it lights a little warmth in me and when youre drunk you can be sad and nostalgic and youre a nerd and youre awkward and clumsy and afraid of commitment but when i ask how long you want me for, you say. “as long as you do” and i want to give you everything and i freaking love you

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147502
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2 years ago